Dear Diary, Today I Didn’t Commit Murder. Progress. Vol. 1

(Vol. 1 — Welcome to the Shitshow)

Alright, you beautiful, twitchy-eyed, barely-holding-it-together, magnificent, simmering cauldrons of barely contained rage and exhaustion. Welcome to the inaugural goddamn entry of what I predict will be a long, rambling, and frequently homicidal series of internal monologues I’ve graciously decided to unleash upon the unsuspecting (or perhaps, eagerly…